Picture mother & daughter sweetly snuggling together at night, reading stories, talking about the day.
Daughter: "I'm thirsty."
Mom: (jokingly) "Thirsty? I'm thirsty too... I think I'll drink your hair..." (goofing)
Daughter: "No, *I*'m thirsty."
Mom: "You're thirsty? Oh... eat my hair then." (offering hair)
Daughter: "No, mom, I'm really thirsty. I'm low life."
If you get it, you must be a gamer!
And yes, I know that technically, it is "low mana" for thirst and "low health" for hunger, but: 1. she's only 5, and 2. she was so tired.