Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Being Early

I walked into my dentist's office at 11:50:23, so dang proud of myself for getting there early for my 12 o'clock. I strutted over to the receptionist: "Hi! For once, I'm early!"

She laughed: "Oh, sweetheart, your appointment was last Tuesday. You're a full week late."

And I thought I was such hot stuff.